Make​-​Out Version

by Horse Jumper of Love

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songs recorded sometime between Dec 2013 and November/Dec 2014.


released May 24, 2015



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Horse Jumper of Love Boston, Massachusetts


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Track Name: Bagel Breath
I open the door-
crawl in ur bed
stick my head through the storm window.
Spitting crumbs
into ur backback:
you dump them out on
the old sour patch.
I like it stuck to my skin-
dried and vacuumed.
Bagel breath in the morning.
Borrow my toothbrush
even scrape ur tongue
nothing gets past
the old sour patch.
Track Name: Stray Dog Song
at night ur grandmother dies on a bed of chamomile and the virgin Mary stuck her head out from the wall and it scared u so u cried by floral bedside until the telephone rang in the next room it was 666 from a soldier who was hysterical on a toilet seat and u could tell he was good looking just by the way that he would speak and u both sob like little cherries being crushed between my fingers I drop the pits on tile floors and they echo like a tongueless mouth I tried to speak I swear to god I wish I were ur stray dog eating scraps of meat u gave me because u saw my ribs and I was dirty. I wish I were ur stray dog roaming aimlessly around the city.
Track Name: I am an Ugly Brunette... I Want to Have a Lonely Child (1st Demo)
Funeral expense commercial,
kids cutting birthday cake- I am the jealous one.
I remember that shirt- I got a bunch of bleach on it
I liked it that way too.

I am an ugly brunette... I want to have a lonely child

I'll be patient with you- that's the way the garden grows
and the gardener forgets.